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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 08:31

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

“NASA’s Ambitious Venture Unveiled”: A Groundbreaking $488 Million Mission With a New Telescope Set to Revolutionize Space Data - Rude Baguette

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever