What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:31

A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever